I made some delicious Ethiopian meatballs last night for dinner and told the girls it was North African food.
Sophia: I wish I lived in North America.
me: We do live in North America...do you mean North Africa?
Sophia: Yeah, right. North AFRICA.
Rick: Maybe you'd rather live in North AMERICA.
Sophia: Well, actually, I wish we moved to England.
me: Why England?
Sophia: So I could speak two languages.